Sunday, July 12, 2009

Back in the Saddle.

Maybe. No promises. So I have been living in Fort Worth for about 4 weeks now. And I LOVVVVEEE it. I mean, really. What's not to love? Here's why:
Did you know...

- if you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollars, chuck norris has more money than you?
-There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
-Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

*k

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